I am married and live in Ashburn, Virginia. My wife and I have not had sex in, hmmm let's see, what year is it? 2006. I don't know. It's been so long ago, that I don't remember. Let's just say years. The last person, that I had sex with was my wife, thus the title "penislowmileage". You know, I haven't had sex in so long that I feel like a virgin. But at least you can be assured that I am safe (no STDs, no AIDS, no nothing).