I am funny, sarcastic, eccentric at times, but intelligent and respectful. I am caring and honest and like to "get to know" people not just have sex with them. I am turned on by: Funny Men, Tattooed Men, Rockers, Thugs, Uniforms, Hairy Men (inquire about others...) PLEASE: Don't contact me being a disgusting creep, use understandable grammar, don't grunt, snort, growl, howl, or wolf at me. Don't be vulgar. Just act like a confident man who has more to sell than the obvious. =) And there is a taste of my sarcastic bitchiness, #lovesit