Hello sex-kitties, I guess there is nothing I like more than a sense of humor. Gotta laugh at ourselves. With that being said, Im a 39 year old man, tall and thin. 6'0 an 165 lbs. I have no butt and no gut. I am kinda chisled up top. I have a few tats but all tastefull. No death and hatred shit. I keep my hair short.(not balding at all) kinda spikey. Hazel eyes,brown hair, long and thin downstairs too. kinda balding down there :). Im not much into the club scene. Id rather waste my money on shit I can use not a hang-over. I do like anything outdoors. Very adventurious. I am also a big fan of just chillin. I LOVE to cook. Got my B.A. degree in pro.cooking from baltimore culinary. Worked in Ireland for a while and came back to the states. Been up and down the east coast in some of the finest resteraunts. Met some pretty amazing people and worked for some awesome chefs!(If I wasnt that chef). Im a divorc`e and have played the field a little but never found HER yet. As far as gettin me off? I love a nasty woman. Not gross but up for anything as long as it isnt to painfull. I LOVE teasing till your panties are soaked eating pussy till you climax on my face. Sloppy blow-jobs are sweet. Love it till your chin shines. I really would love to see your "O" face while im bangin the hell out of you. If not see it hear it. Tell me how hard to fuck you and how great my cock feels. I AM A PUSSY PLEASER!!!