ABOUT ME: The name is BRUCE! Screenwriter/musician extraordinaire and caustically funny sexual bon-vivant. Semi-serious fitness buff. Inventor of "The Sidewinder". Apparently I can cook too. "THE ART OF THE FUCK IS IN THE HIPS" That's MY quote. Feel free to use it. And... to fill you in on a few details re: my erotic expertise: I LUUUV to eat pussy and fuck, then eat pussy and fuck some more. Suck your toes? Absolutely I will. PLUS... awesome rim jobs guaranteed. Also masterful finger-fucking, while I eat your cunt and lick your yummy sphincter. AND... I'm the inventor of THE SIDEWINDER, which is THE BEST ORAL SEX POSITION... EVER! Water sports? Love 'em but they're optional.. you know, if you like that sort of thing.